Revised rules for marriage

I decided I was much too serious in my last blog (that was not my original intent) so here are the revised "Top Ten" rules for marriage.

10. Don't bicker in public; for that matter don't smooch in public either.

9. Personal emissions should always be done in private. (and don't leave the door open)

8. You know that rule "whoever uses it put it away"; ignore that if you are male.

7. Don't go to bed angry; just stay up all night and fight

6. Friends are welcome anytime; relatives must make appointments

5. Whoever cooks, the other cleans up. This ensures much dining out.

4. Don't put the potato chip bag away with only 3 chips left.

3. Never start a conversation about money when you are expecting company

2. Say "I'm sorry" often even if you aren't really

And the number one rule:

1. Don't watch "Everyone Loves Raymond"...you'll never get married!