THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL CHILDREN, SPOUSES, AND GRANDCHILDREN OF CHARLENE HERTZ DYBEDOCK: I hereby release you from any twinges of guilt you may feel about my being alone today. It really is OK for several reasons. Actually, here are the top ten reasons I do not mind being alone today:
10. I'm really not alone; Keto is here.
9. It was my idea.
8. I have your Christmas visit to look forward to (dangling prep... I know)\
7. The forecast is mid 70's and SUNSHINE
6. I still have projects on condo to finish
5. I won't have to listen to any football games today
4. I do realize you have other families
3. Some of those other relatives are more fun to be with
2. I hate fixing that traditional meal; in fact, I don't have the energy gor it anymore.
And the number 1 reason you need not feel guilt: Walmart is open today!
Happy Thanksgiving to all my extended family!
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I'm glad you had a wonderful thanksgiving! Sometimes being alone isn't all that bad, is it??
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